There's only one thing you need to know about Carl: he is best imagined as your favorite epic fantasy hero. Yeah, that one. The one in that shining armor fending off the monstrous dragons and fiends of Stress and Worry. Getting the job done and able to report at the end of the day with utmost confidence, "The job is done." You couldn't ask for a better Knight. I mean realtor. Yeah, realtor.
"Lord" Luther Blackwood